trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

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I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

lynxmari127:

I keep seeing all these apology cakes about reblogging certian kinds of posts and i just wanted to say im not fucking sorry

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

thewitchesters:

they-chose-family:

bladeofthestars:

they-chose-family:

HALLOWEEN IS IN 2 HOURS

IT’S ONLY THE FIRST OF OCTOBER WAIT THIRTY MORE DAYS TO MAKE THIS POST MOTHER FUCKER

I KNOW Y’ALL EXCITED BUT SHIT

AIN’T NO THIRTY DAYS OF HALLOWEEN

THAT’S CHRISTMAS

TODAY IS HALLOWEEN

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Anonymous
Joaquin I love u

retiredjesus:

who the fuck is joaquin

Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

takentoglasgow:

la-hire-ships-it:

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

tomatomouthkisser:

sodamnrelatable:

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why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.

thank you

shine bright like less dense hair fibers

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!